Last Film(s) You Saw

[WeaponTheory]

^Agreed.

As already mention, sure, he jerked off in a theater, an ADULT theater, and they made it a big deal like on the levels of child molestation (imo).
Like what? Eight years since the incident, when I saw him in 'Mystery Men', I thought to myself along the lines of "Good, the smoke is going away."

Anyways, I saw Deadpool in theaters with friends, glad I did, it was an interesting experience laughing with a crowd of people. The movie was alright, guaranteed some laughs.

[GodHatesHipster]

(03-20-2016, 09:01 PM)WeaponTheory Wrote: ^Agreed.

As already mention, sure, he jerked off in a theater, an ADULT theater, and they made it a big deal like on the levels of child molestation (imo).
Like what? Eight years since the incident, when I saw him in 'Mystery Men', I thought to myself along the lines of "Good, the smoke is going away."

Anyways, I saw Deadpool in theaters with friends, glad I did, it was an interesting experience laughing with a crowd of people. The movie was alright, guaranteed some laughs.

Deadpool was hilarious. Ofc you're gonna Rupert and Ebert it.

[Dangerous_D]

(03-20-2016, 04:38 PM)WeaponTheory Wrote:

(03-20-2016, 03:40 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: Its funny cause that fucking dude got caught jerking it in a movie theater. But nobody fives a shit even tho he looks like a giant pervert

Nah, it was a pretty big deal, fucker didn't have a job for years.

ABC quickly pulled the plug on his Show after 5 seasons, which was sad cause it was a great show even though some of the cast members didn't return after season 1

[Ghenry]

Batman v. Superman
I'll just make some quick points about it. The reviewers aren't totally wrong, there's some things in this movie that are kinda dumb, and I couldn't ignore them. The movie is also like 2 and a half hours long, I think a half hour of it could've been trimmed down. Some things were just plain unnecessary. Still, I loved Affleck, he did a great job on the role. Eisenberg was genuinely cringey, and I thoroughly enjoyed that as well. Lex had little to no personality in all past film iterations, so this was a nice change.

The fights were fucking awesome. All-in-all, as far as crossover movies go, this kicks the shit out of both Avenger films. Easily.

[GodHatesHipster]

Evolution: it was a funny movie. Moulder from x files is terrible tho, no conviction at all to act. Just sounds and looks like he has to be there. Orlando Jones is great in this. His character is pretty decent. Stiffler from American pie is also in it, playing basically the same chaeacter. Plot: metor crashes on earth carrying alien cell. Cells begin evolving at stupidly high pace. Evolve into different animals I.e dragon, water dog, weird sad dog, evil primates. It has its share of laughs and that sexy red head from crazy stupid love, the mom not Emma Stone.

Creed: great movie.

Man up: girl steals blind date from other girl. Date goes great and fall in love. Truth comes out, guy is pissed. ROM com for English people. Great movie really feel good.

[WeaponTheory]

MAMA



Been meaning to watch this for years and since I had this lying around on my hard drive and the Internet crapped out most of the entire day, I decided to finally watch this.
Since I had no one to talk to about this, the only thing I can mostly say is that I actually liked it, although I hate the ending, it felt rushed. Like the writer didn't know how to end the story. I mean, we knew what was going to be the key to ending it, but the actual whole thing when after it came together was just shit to me. And obviously it couldn't end with a "welp, that's it the missing puzzle solved" because it would still be an even shittier ending. So it they had to try harder to do something more around with it.
I can't remember the last time that I've been so engrossed in a horror movie's story, so that's pretty much the reason why I like the film.
The CGI was a kinda bad but I REALLY love the visual style of the asylum escape cliff scene, that was fucking hot even with the bad CGI with it.

I wished more was shown of the early years of the kids in their primal form, that shit was creepy but cool at the same time.

My major complaints that bugged the shit outta me is this:
SPOILER TIME!

The guy in the film. In his coma state, his brother speaks to him to find the cabin in the woods (hurrhurrhurr). Because of this, he's awaken from the coma. The next day, he's smiling and shit talking to his girlfriend and little girls as if nothing happened.
A day or so later, I swear there was a scene where he called his girlfriend and said that he will be home on that day, because she was scared of baby sitting the kids. Does he leave that day? No.

A few days later, on the side of his hospital bed, he sees road maps which were from the search and find rescue team he formed, the said maps that leads to the cabin in the woods where the girls were found. THEN AND ONLY THEN he's like "Oh yeah, let me go to it!". Really? Now!?

There was no rhyme or reason for why those road maps are in the fucking hospital right next to him. NO ONE gave it to him. They were just there. Why the fuck would he need those road maps?! He was in a coma! The fuck would he need the road maps!? The kids are found, it's over, throw it away!

When he leaves the hospital, does he tell his worrying girlfriend that he got out? NO! Mind you, this is a day or two after his last call to his girlfriend. There was no communication between the two, and when there was, it was nothing but missed calls. None of them answering the voice message.
AND Where the fuck did he get the car to travel to the cabin in the woods!?

[[Advanced Logic]]

(03-25-2016, 10:49 AM)Ghenry Wrote: Batman v. Superman
I'll just make some quick points about it. The reviewers aren't totally wrong, there's some things in this movie that are kinda dumb, and I couldn't ignore them. The movie is also like 2 and a half hours long, I think a half hour of it could've been trimmed down. Some things were just plain unnecessary. Still, I loved Affleck, he did a great job on the role. Eisenberg was genuinely cringey, and I thoroughly enjoyed that as well. Lex had little to no personality in all past film iterations, so this was a nice change.

The fights were fucking awesome. All-in-all, as far as crossover movies go, this kicks the shit out of both Avenger films. Easily.

Yeah I saw the movie twice myself this weekend (second time was because some friends hadn't seen it yet and they had an extra ticket). The second time I kinda appreciated the movie a bit more overall, but not by a lot. Still enjoyed the crap out of the fights in the last half though, that's for sure.

[Disk]

Look Who's Back



Solid movie, pretty what if Hitler came to the current year. What would happen.
They re-created that one scene from Downfall, and it's not him. XD

EDIT:

Bad Ass



Just saw this on Netflix, and it turns out there 2 more movies and I'll just wait till they release them on Netflix.

[WeaponTheory]

(04-16-2016, 12:50 AM)Disk Wrote: Bad Ass



Just saw this on Netflix, and it turns out there 2 more movies and I'll just wait till they release them on Netflix.

Soooo Scout the movie?


The Boy



Every now and then I'll mention that I want a dark live action version of popular fairy tale stories. I thought this will be a twisted Pinocchio film. Nope.
Further more, this movie has a nice plot twist at the end that will piss everyone off because lol this isn't a chucky film..
Ever seen an angry what the fuck face? Because me and my friend were doing that all the way to the end of the film when the twist happen.
Also what pisses me off is that the parents kill themselves. They waited to hire a babysitter for the boy and put her through the hell, as if they couldn't BEEN leave the fucking house. I don't get it. Also, there's literally a shitty jumpscare scene where the babysitter gets scared of the darkness and she falls down and knocks her self out. We even rewind the video and tried to find what the fuck scared her. We couldn't find anything in the dark shot. Bad video quality I guess?
Unfortunately this shitty movie got it's money back and then some thanks to the hype from the The Conjuring films, and probably because the hot walking dead chick was in it.

RIDDICK



Not bad. There's a creature in the film that seriously looks like a rip-off of the Stalker creature from Borderlands 2.
Also, the hot bad ass dyke chick is name DAHL. The same name of the gun company from the game series.



Justice League vs Teen Titans



Eh...
Also, nice title bait, faggots.
And apparently The Flash can heal his broken bones, which is new to me.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens.



What a terrible fucking movie.
It's a secret PC/SJW film.
SPOILERS: vvv
Storm Trooper played by a black dude doesn't want to be a Storm Trooper anymore. lol "race traitor".

Hyping up the bad guy for so long. He takes off his helmet. A big fucking no-no because he looks like a pussy looking Jew. Thus ruining the character image for anyone trying to take this film serious.

Jew Vader despite being trained by Luke Skywalker can't easily beat two protags that has no close quarter combat training. Because it would be racist and misogynist if he did. Female protag with no training whatsoever channels the force out of nowhere and miraculously out-skills Jew Vader. Riiiiiiight.
Woman power, amirite? hurrhurrhurr. Errr, I mean..."B-but that's Luke's daughter!".

New Death Star has the same flaws as the old Death Star.
Let's use the same plot from the old film!
Power defense shield switch is located in one fucking room in the entire planet size building. No back up switch in the main control panel room where all the Nazi looking dudes are at? Really?

Death Star blows up and R2D2 coincidentally activates again, revealing that he has the missing "end the movie" map. What bullshit.

The ending is hilarious. You can tell, Mark Hamil doesn't want to do this shit anymore. He's a cameo. Female protag finds Luke, she's like ten feet away from him, and like a retard she extends her arm out holding his lightsaber. And she stands like this and they stare at eachother for such an awkward long time. Long enough to net Mark a few thousands of dollars to just put on a ragged ass robe and say jack shit nothing.

[Ghenry]

^What you're describing as it being a "PC/SJW" movie is just plot-armor. That's typical for action movies, including the previous Star Wars films. You think they wrote the movie like that because they were being portrayed by minorities? No, they wrote the movie like that because it's fucking Star Wars.

lmao are you really that peeved that the protags aren't white dudes? Chill out, man.