The goddamn fucking Nintendo Switch [March 2017]

[Shervik]

All we have are rumors, and I want answers soon Nintendo! Come on man, is it a handheld-console hybrid, does it have cartridges? can it perform fellatio? 


its coming out in 6 months goddamnit, please tell me something!



also general nintendo NX thread

[Axess]

I thought fellatio was already confirmed

[WeaponTheory]

Watch it be a fuckin' Virtual Reality helmet.

NOW
YOU CAN DO
THE MARIO

[Axess]

(09-19-2016, 03:50 PM)WeaponTheory Wrote: Watch it be a fuckin' Virtual Reality helmet.

NOW
YOU CAN DO
THE MARIO

Oh yeah, 1 up!

[[Advanced Logic]]

With all this lack of information on the NX, and so close to "launch", I think Nintendo's trying to get that "wow" factor through a more sudden release in information. Thing is though, that can EASILY backfire if they don't have something that can deliver on the hype building up in people's heads.

"Here is the NX! Btw it can't perform fellatio. kbye"
"HOW DARE IT NOT BE ABLE TO SUCK MY DICK "

Idk, it just feels that they're being a little too cautious this time.

[Disk]

Nintendo reveal this thing before it pulls a mighty no 9!

[Famardy]

I heard it's going to use SD Flash Cards to store their games.

[Shervik]

(09-25-2016, 02:57 PM)Famardy Wrote: I heard it's going to use SD Flash Cards to store their games.

yeah I also heard that among other things. The thing is I want nintendo to confirm some of this shit at least a few months before they release it

[Shervik]

so appearently we will hear something by december....

[bavar0]

was talking to some guy at gamestop about the NX and I guess they are actually going back to cartridges. would really love to hear some new info soon tho, hopefully we get that announcement in December.