Last Film(s) You Saw

[WeaponTheory]

Return of The Living Dead: Rave to Grave on CRACKLE. Hey Ghenry, if you're bored, watch this dumb shit, I got to know what you think.

I don't think it was totally bad. I'll watch it again.
Although it had some things that didn't set well with me.

SPOILERS

Right at the beginning of the film two foreign agents appear at a secluded location to make a trade. Money for some bio material that reanimates the dead. Why? Because fuck you.
This is what made me go "what?".
I'm slightly paraphrasing but the dialogue went...

"Does it work?"
The science guy assures him that it works following up a few seconds later during a "I don't believe you" argument

"It's impossible to test it".

Wut? Then how the fuck do you know if it works?

So they test it on a few bodies. Me personally, I don't like how they quickly came back to life, although it is based on the condition of the corpse, but c'mon, add a moment of suspense before they wake up.

Shit happens and the science dude is dead. His nephew recieves word that he died the next day at school. The nephew goes to his house, packs one little box in the attic for whatever and noticed a hidden passage way that contains two more barrels of the bio chemical.

And his first reaction is to bring it to his school for his science friend to find out what it is. I would've just left it the fuck alone or call cops.
Besides that....the barrels have a lock pad on it. Can't open it. But it doesn't stop anyone from hooking a fucking hose to the top of the barrel because convenience nozzle is convenient.

Much later in the film, a random science geek on his first try, presses buttons on the lock pad and it opens. Suck my dick. A zombie comes out, you see the fucking thing for a few minutes walking through the school, scaring a few people and then it disappears off. All that build up wanting to know what's inside, and the creature doesn't do shit. You wanna know what it does? IT FUCKING HITCHIKES on the side of the highway. I shit you not, it has a sign and everything.

Just like most zombie medias, government comes in to contol the problem and blows up the area where the main zombie action is taking place...the protagonists survived because they took cover behind a wall....which should had blown up, but again, fuck you.

*edit* so it turns out this is a sequel to "Return of the living dead: Necropolis" (sp?). And this is why you number your shit. I saw the film that takes place before this and yknow whose going to live and die.

[Ghenry]

Her

Beautiful movie. Beautiful and terrifying (because you just know this shit is gonna happen in the future). Don't know if I talked about it before, but watch it. Fucking watch it. I am still blown away by how good this movie was.

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Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis

Because this film and the other doesn't have numbers, I saw the films out of order. Which spoils it because it has the same cast, and you know whose going to make it.
I like this better because it's more serious than it's sequel "Rave to Grave" which is less serious, comedic and loose. Unfortunately, the only thing that Rave to Grave beats Necropolis to me is the fact that it's not shy of showing boobs. While Necropolis has none. There's a scene that I wish it focused on where this girl distracts a security watchman from his station so her friend can hack the station. Yknow that it's implied that they fucked, but c'mon, at least show a strip tease scene.

I hate thats theres no rhyme or reason that a certain person in the film who gets turned into a zombie was able to talk normal and fist fight the protagonist. Everybody else who got bit, walks around stupid yelling brains, but noooo not this special fuck.
And the film has two wannabe Resident Evil Nemises zombies that barely did shit. One of them had chain guns for arms and conviently stops shooting the moment a protagonist goes to their clear view of sight or maybe I fucking blinked and missed something.

Brownie points for including Godsmack's "I stand alone" song. Fuck you, I love that song.

[Disk]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

I let GF pick movie saturday night via Netflix, she picked this. I never saw it, but I knew who was who. I enjoyed it, she did too. Funny how much techno was in it..pretty niiice.

I was baffled why they didn't show a fight scene with Sindel, while raiden was fighting noob's clones? I just saw they knocked out her or something..I dunno.

Good movie, tho.

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(11-23-2015, 03:22 AM)Disk Wrote: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
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Good movie, tho.

Congrats on being the only person on the planet who thinks so.
I don't blame you though since you are not aware of the MK lore. But let's just say that movie is like 98% inaccurate as fuck.




Me and my friend's favorite part of the film





https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmp4R8FuCgc

We couldn't stop quoting that for years

[Dangerous_D]

this movie rocked



regular image you had was huge as hell
-WeaponTheory

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TRAINWRECK



I never thought I would say this about John Cena. But seriously, all the scenes featuring him, are the only funny parts of the whole entire movie. You probably need to watch the Unrated version however.

If you ever watch this film, just watch it until John Cena's last scene and you will know when, and then cut the movie off, because it doesn't get any more funnier. Trust me. Because after that, it just turns into a normal chick flick.

[Axess]

(05-31-2015, 10:28 PM)Disk Wrote: Kung Fury



Watched it TWICE.

Same! Went to a party that played it and thought it was hilarious!
Later on I saw it at home through Netflix.

Quite a masterpiece!

[Dangerous_D]

(11-25-2015, 09:15 PM)WeaponTheory Wrote: TRAINWRECK



I never thought I would say this about John Cena. But seriously, all the scenes featuring him, are the only funny parts of the whole entire movie. You probably need to watch the Unrated version however.

If you ever watch this film, just watch it until John Cena's last scene and you will know when, and then cut the movie off, because it doesn't get any more funnier. Trust me. Because after that, it just turns into a normal chick flick.

you couldn't pay me to watch anything with Amy Schumer

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(11-26-2015, 05:30 AM)Dangerous_D Wrote: you couldn't pay me to watch anything with Amy Schumer

Her show isn't that bad, it's a hit or miss but I only saw probably five episodes when it was fresh.
Besides, it has to be God damn funny if it won an emmy over Key & Peele. Which I'm still pissed about.