Last Film(s) You Saw

[Mad Dave]

Jurassic World. EPIC. I love Velociraptors!

[Famardy]

Billy and the Cloneasaurus aka Jurassic World. Such an epic movie!

[Disk]

The Karate Kid



Wax ON, Wax Off. It was Saturday night, with some Pizza Hut. Haven't done that in a while, it felt weird. Oh, the movies was great, will watch the other 2 parts..might get wingstop, but probably GF will be here..

The 6th Day



Saturday Night, could not be complete with some Arnie action! Gave me chills about cloning, tho. Not a very good Idea.

[WeaponTheory]

I saw that cover so many times and never knew it was an arnold film. I thought it was the face of john cusack. Will watch later.

[Disk]

^ They took off Part 2 & 3 of Karate Kid, > : (

Welp, watched

Halo: Nightfall



Gives a little backstory about Spartan Locke. I liked.

BAADASSSSSS!



Will update, as soon as I have enough time to watch it.

[WeaponTheory]

Mad Max: Fury Road


The director of this movie did a fucking insane job on this film. Oh my God!
The visual of the film...oh my god.
The vehicles battles would surely make Michael Bay jizz his pants.

9 out of fucking 10

If anyone hasn't seen it yet, seriously DO IT

[WeaponTheory]

Jurassic World



Lamesauce

vSPOILERSv

This bitch running through the forest throughout the whole movie in high heels. lolololol no.
This bitch out runs a T-Rex in heels though. My ass.
This bitch knows how to operate a auto rifle and easily kills a Pterodactyl mixbred. My dick.

The fucking teenage angst horny punk kid some how has the skills to fix a broken jeep and get it to work again. lolollol you expect me to believe that?! But when Chris Pratt and Ms. Eye Candy finds another broken jeep, Chris is like "lololol I can't do that". Fuck dude, we just saw you fix a motor bike earlier. That one kid has ZERO MECHANIC SKILLS!

Chris Pratt trains Velociraptors. The smartest dinosaur. He was told that the new dinosaur was DNA created with a mix of whatever Dinos but the main ingredients is hush hush. He was however told that it's going to be the smartest dino. SHIT I WONDER WHY DNA THEY USED FOR THAT?!
Chris Pratt remains oblivious until near the end of the movie. "Hurrr durrr that's why it's smart".

Pterodactyls everywhere and even a mixbred small ones attacked the park filled with 2000+ humans. 1 Death. Ms. Eye Candy's sister who was barely seen in the movie and totally never mention again after the important characters regrouped at the end. WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS CHARACTER IN THE FILM AT ALL?! DID THE ACTRESS PISS THE DIRECTOR OFF? DID THEY CUT HER ROLE SHORT?

I can't wait for Honest Trailers to tear this film a new asshole.

[Disk]

^ How are you watching these new movies?

Anyway I saw

Machete



Good ass movie.


Machete Kills



Good, but it went a bit ridiculous. I like how they kept some stuff in mind from the previous movie.

[WeaponTheory]

(07-05-2015, 12:25 AM)Disk Wrote: ^ How are you watching these new movies?

My friend has a wooden peg leg when I was over his house during the past weekend.

INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 2

lol jump scares part 2. I also saw this...simply because we were about to watch Insidious 3.
it was meh...I kind of like how parts of this film shows the first film from a different perspective and what happen during what event.
Darth Maul was not in this film. lol I wonder why.


JOHN WICK


Action was very good, bit repetitive but understandable because of John Wick's occupation. But still...
Story is fucking awful. I'm not joking. It's like the writer of the film was just like..."fuck, I got a good idea for a gun fight film, but I has no story for it...fuck...let me hire a five year old to come up with one". And that's how it feels. A story that feels like it's written by a five year old.
John Wicks reasoning for hundreds of murders is just as stupid as Elektro going apeshit in The Amazing Spiderman 2.
The irony is that one of John Wicks victims pretty much tells John exactly how the audience feel about the WHOLE fucking movie before he is killed.


*Jurassic World post updated*^^

[Disk]

Man on the Moon




Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser



Both were great films, hilarious too.