10-10-2016, 10:39 AM
Mechanic Resurrection
Every once in a blue moon my friend and I joke about Jason Statham movies and how he always need to take his shirt off. So we came up with an idea for a movie. It's called "The Banana".
Starring Jason Statham as himself. After working out and grabbing a banana smoothie from the gym's bar. He finds out that his favorite shirt has been stolen from his locker.
Jason goes back to the bar and questions the whereabouts of the guy who usually works at the bar. *intense music*
"He's sick"
Jason looks around his surroundings to find people starring at him, then back at the guy at the bar whose slowly reaching for something.
"Oh, that's funneh. Becos he's my friend. And we were supposed to go Golfing today. And he didn't onser his fone wen i cawed him just now"
Then this happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXupv8iC7Og
Unfortunately I can't find a better clip that shows five minutes before that video starts, because that's what happen in that movie. Thugs starring at him from afar, and Jason's character looks around to see that he's about to get fucked over in public.
I'm glad I told my friend this shit before we watched this film a week later, because this is straight up identical to my vision.
Nothing much to say how I feel about the film itself, it's a shitty action film plot that even my friend and my stupid ass can write up.
And because I can't stand action movies where the hero gives a shit about some damsel in distress (HE JUST MET), it's an auto fail movie for me.
Every once in a blue moon my friend and I joke about Jason Statham movies and how he always need to take his shirt off. So we came up with an idea for a movie. It's called "The Banana".
Starring Jason Statham as himself. After working out and grabbing a banana smoothie from the gym's bar. He finds out that his favorite shirt has been stolen from his locker.
Jason goes back to the bar and questions the whereabouts of the guy who usually works at the bar. *intense music*
"He's sick"
Jason looks around his surroundings to find people starring at him, then back at the guy at the bar whose slowly reaching for something.
"Oh, that's funneh. Becos he's my friend. And we were supposed to go Golfing today. And he didn't onser his fone wen i cawed him just now"
Then this happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXupv8iC7Og
Unfortunately I can't find a better clip that shows five minutes before that video starts, because that's what happen in that movie. Thugs starring at him from afar, and Jason's character looks around to see that he's about to get fucked over in public.
I'm glad I told my friend this shit before we watched this film a week later, because this is straight up identical to my vision.
Nothing much to say how I feel about the film itself, it's a shitty action film plot that even my friend and my stupid ass can write up.
And because I can't stand action movies where the hero gives a shit about some damsel in distress (HE JUST MET), it's an auto fail movie for me.
"Who am I to tell you something that you already know?
Who am I to tell you 'Hold on' when you wanna let go?
Who am I? I'm just a sicko with a song in my head and it keeps playing again and again and again and again."
https://youtu.be/bdJ7xe70ck0