Last Film(s) You Saw

[WeaponTheory]

(04-16-2016, 12:50 AM)Disk Wrote: Bad Ass



Just saw this on Netflix, and it turns out there 2 more movies and I'll just wait till they release them on Netflix.

Soooo Scout the movie?


The Boy



Every now and then I'll mention that I want a dark live action version of popular fairy tale stories. I thought this will be a twisted Pinocchio film. Nope.
Further more, this movie has a nice plot twist at the end that will piss everyone off because lol this isn't a chucky film..
Ever seen an angry what the fuck face? Because me and my friend were doing that all the way to the end of the film when the twist happen.
Also what pisses me off is that the parents kill themselves. They waited to hire a babysitter for the boy and put her through the hell, as if they couldn't BEEN leave the fucking house. I don't get it. Also, there's literally a shitty jumpscare scene where the babysitter gets scared of the darkness and she falls down and knocks her self out. We even rewind the video and tried to find what the fuck scared her. We couldn't find anything in the dark shot. Bad video quality I guess?
Unfortunately this shitty movie got it's money back and then some thanks to the hype from the The Conjuring films, and probably because the hot walking dead chick was in it.

RIDDICK



Not bad. There's a creature in the film that seriously looks like a rip-off of the Stalker creature from Borderlands 2.
Also, the hot bad ass dyke chick is name DAHL. The same name of the gun company from the game series.



Justice League vs Teen Titans



Eh...
Also, nice title bait, faggots.
And apparently The Flash can heal his broken bones, which is new to me.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens.



What a terrible fucking movie.
It's a secret PC/SJW film.
SPOILERS: vvv
Storm Trooper played by a black dude doesn't want to be a Storm Trooper anymore. lol "race traitor".

Hyping up the bad guy for so long. He takes off his helmet. A big fucking no-no because he looks like a pussy looking Jew. Thus ruining the character image for anyone trying to take this film serious.

Jew Vader despite being trained by Luke Skywalker can't easily beat two protags that has no close quarter combat training. Because it would be racist and misogynist if he did. Female protag with no training whatsoever channels the force out of nowhere and miraculously out-skills Jew Vader. Riiiiiiight.
Woman power, amirite? hurrhurrhurr. Errr, I mean..."B-but that's Luke's daughter!".

New Death Star has the same flaws as the old Death Star.
Let's use the same plot from the old film!
Power defense shield switch is located in one fucking room in the entire planet size building. No back up switch in the main control panel room where all the Nazi looking dudes are at? Really?

Death Star blows up and R2D2 coincidentally activates again, revealing that he has the missing "end the movie" map. What bullshit.

The ending is hilarious. You can tell, Mark Hamil doesn't want to do this shit anymore. He's a cameo. Female protag finds Luke, she's like ten feet away from him, and like a retard she extends her arm out holding his lightsaber. And she stands like this and they stare at eachother for such an awkward long time. Long enough to net Mark a few thousands of dollars to just put on a ragged ass robe and say jack shit nothing.