05-01-2016, 05:50 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-01-2016, 05:51 AM by Master Of Annoyance.)
Man: Yeah baby...let me play with those titties....!
Woman: Hmmm....okay hon, here you go. *moves strap of dress*
Man: Oh yeah...that feels niiicee...wait...wait.... *turns on dome light in car*
Man: Oh god....! OH...MY GOD....! WHAT...OH GOD....! WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!? OH GOD! WHY IS IT GRAFTED TO MY HAND?!? IT WON'T COME OFF! OH GOD! WHAT ARE YOU?!?
Woman: Well...you see...when I was a young girl, my father was a scientist, and he would often allow me to come to the lab with him....