VGDC FORUMS

"Let's get sticky, baby."

When buying Chinese knock-off sex dolls.

"Hah, joke's on you. This is my fetish."

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Man: Yeah baby...let me play with those titties....!

Woman: Hmmm....okay hon, here you go. *moves strap of dress*

Man: Oh yeah...that feels niiicee...wait...wait.... *turns on dome light in car*

Man: Oh god....! OH...MY GOD....! WHAT...OH GOD....! WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!? OH GOD! WHY IS IT GRAFTED TO MY HAND?!? IT WON'T COME OFF! OH GOD! WHAT ARE YOU?!?

Woman: Well...you see...when I was a young girl, my father was a scientist, and he would often allow me to come to the lab with him....

"That's funny. I too can eject something that rhymes with UM."