10-30-2015, 05:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-30-2015, 05:47 PM by WeaponTheory.)
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: I don't think this proves he's ready for a zombie apocalypse, just proves he's a idiot.
1) he was drunk.
He needs his battle juice. You wouldn't sent Popeye without his Spinach, would ya?
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: 2) used a microwave to beat his friend
He likes to work on his biceps and triceps when he kills.
Lift up! Then slam! Lift up! Then slam!
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: 3) also beat him with an electric guitar
Didn't want his lumber jacking motor skills to go rusty. The best he could do is to party like a rockstar!
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: 4) ran around outside yelling.
That was his victory battle cry, yo!
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: 5) according to the police, left the weapon inside the head.Sending fuckas a message when they see their homeboy dead.
"Who am I to tell you something that you already know?
Who am I to tell you 'Hold on' when you wanna let go?
Who am I? I'm just a sicko with a song in my head and it keeps playing again and again and again and again."
https://youtu.be/bdJ7xe70ck0