Now that's a good friend. If I were turning into a zombie, I hope the rest of you can do what's right and put me down...
lol
The only thing his stupidity proved however is that...he's ready for the Zombie Apocalypse. I want him on my team...although he needs to learn which item will kill a zombie faster than slamming a microwave on them.
I don't think this proves he's ready for a zombie apocalypse, just proves he's a idiot.
1) he was drunk.
2) used a microwave to beat his friend
3) also beat him with an electric guitar
4) ran around outside yelling.
5) according to the police, left the weapon inside the head.
0/10 do not want on my team.
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think this proves he's ready for a zombie apocalypse, just proves he's a idiot.
1) he was drunk.
He needs his battle juice. You wouldn't sent Popeye without his Spinach, would ya?
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: [ -> ]2) used a microwave to beat his friend
He likes to work on his biceps and triceps when he kills.
Lift up! Then slam! Lift up! Then slam!
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: [ -> ]3) also beat him with an electric guitar
Didn't want his lumber jacking motor skills to go rusty. The best he could do is to party like a rockstar!
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: [ -> ]4) ran around outside yelling.
That was his victory battle cry, yo!
(10-30-2015, 05:26 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: [ -> ]5) according to the police, left the weapon inside the head.
Sending fuckas a message when they see their homeboy dead.