We gotta brainstorm something....I may or may not take your ideas but feel free to add things.
Project: BACK ON THE HAMSTER WHEEL
Simply point, a Guardian goes to a Crucible Master because he think he's done with leveling, but the new DLC is out, and he's told to get back on the hamster wheel.
Edit:
Ship fly's through space.
A happy level 32 Awoken is singing in her ship to the tune of Relic of Hope. aka the "DUN NUH NUH. DUN NUH NUH." when we make fun of Shores of Time map in PvP.
"Flying through space! Level 32! Level 32 Oooh ooohh!!!!!"
"With my Ghost buddy! Level 32! Level 32 Ooooh oooh!!!!"
"Level 32! Level 32! Level 32! Ooooooh oooooh!"
Ghost: Guardian? Can you please greatly reduce the audio coming from your face?
Guardian: Oh come on Ghost, we must celebrate! I finally reached level 32! I finally hit that level capacity! And what better way to celebrate with music?!
Ghost: If that is what you call music, then please deactivate me therefore there is no God and no point to living.
Guardian: *resumes music playing*
Guardian: "Level 32! Level 32! Level 32 Ooooooh oooooh!!!!"
*music stops*
Ghost: This is your last warning Guardian. I will wreck your shit.
*music resumes*
Guardian: "LEVEL 32! LEVEL 32!"
Ghost takes control over the ship and fucks with it, later throwing the Guardian out of the ship and into the tower.
The Guardian lands on their face and starts sliding across the ground. They soon crawl. Eventually in the Crucible area, they crawl into scene, and crawls to the feet of his crucible master...
"Lord Shaxx! I...I did it!....I'm finally....level 32!"
"Lord Shaxx ain't here..."
*Guardian looks up to see a crucible with a booming deep voice*
"Where is Lord Shaxx?"
"I SAID HE AIN'T HERE LITTLE NIGGA! IT'S ONLY ME...And don't be funny about my name! I'll smack your lips to Uranus!"
"I need to see Lord Shaxx! He has the armor that will finally make me 32!"
"So?!"
"Soooooo.....So IT MEANS I will hit the level cap of my...."Destiny"" Guardian pauses and then looks to the camera
"Think again little nigga! Do you know what today is?!"
"N-no?"
"Hand me your Ghost..."
*The Guardian takes there hand out*
Lord Dixx waits: "........where is it?"
"I...I don't know! Usually when I do this with my arm, it comes out".
"Well, do it again!!"
"I'm...I'm trying!"
"This is fucking freaky man! Why is it not working?!"
*The scene cuts to space where Ghost is taking in control of the ship listening to loud music and jamming out with female Ghost*
*Then he disappears
"Awwwww son of a bitch!"
and reappears out of the Guardian's hand*
"Hi! I'm TERRIBOT! Please insert DATA! into my FUCKHOLE! or shove my FUCKING! face into a ROCK! so I can ENCRYPT! it!"
"Yo man! What's wrong with your shit?!"
"I dunno, he was like this when he found me"
Flash back to a scene in a doctors office or principals office
"I'm sorry Mr. and Mrs. Terribot. But with your son's condition, he will never be amount to anything in his life"
*Mrs. Terribot cries on her husband*
Cut to a scene outside the door of the bot family's house
"I will be someBODY! And you will be PROUD! of me, mother....FUCK!....er! and father....FUCK!....er!"
*You hear repeated thud on the door...until he finally crashes out of the door and lays on the floor for awhile*
Cut to a scene in Old Russia where he finds his dead Guardian
"Eyes up Guardian! Eyes up Guardian! Eyes up Guardian! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" The bot then proceeds to slams itself on the Guardians head.
Back to the Present
Project: BACK ON THE HAMSTER WHEEL
Simply point, a Guardian goes to a Crucible Master because he think he's done with leveling, but the new DLC is out, and he's told to get back on the hamster wheel.
Edit:
Ship fly's through space.
A happy level 32 Awoken is singing in her ship to the tune of Relic of Hope. aka the "DUN NUH NUH. DUN NUH NUH." when we make fun of Shores of Time map in PvP.
"Flying through space! Level 32! Level 32 Oooh ooohh!!!!!"
"With my Ghost buddy! Level 32! Level 32 Ooooh oooh!!!!"
"Level 32! Level 32! Level 32! Ooooooh oooooh!"
Ghost: Guardian? Can you please greatly reduce the audio coming from your face?
Guardian: Oh come on Ghost, we must celebrate! I finally reached level 32! I finally hit that level capacity! And what better way to celebrate with music?!
Ghost: If that is what you call music, then please deactivate me therefore there is no God and no point to living.
Guardian: *resumes music playing*
Guardian: "Level 32! Level 32! Level 32 Ooooooh oooooh!!!!"
*music stops*
Ghost: This is your last warning Guardian. I will wreck your shit.
*music resumes*
Guardian: "LEVEL 32! LEVEL 32!"
Ghost takes control over the ship and fucks with it, later throwing the Guardian out of the ship and into the tower.
The Guardian lands on their face and starts sliding across the ground. They soon crawl. Eventually in the Crucible area, they crawl into scene, and crawls to the feet of his crucible master...
"Lord Shaxx! I...I did it!....I'm finally....level 32!"
"Lord Shaxx ain't here..."
*Guardian looks up to see a crucible with a booming deep voice*
"Where is Lord Shaxx?"
"I SAID HE AIN'T HERE LITTLE NIGGA! IT'S ONLY ME...And don't be funny about my name! I'll smack your lips to Uranus!"
"I need to see Lord Shaxx! He has the armor that will finally make me 32!"
"So?!"
"Soooooo.....So IT MEANS I will hit the level cap of my...."Destiny"" Guardian pauses and then looks to the camera
"Think again little nigga! Do you know what today is?!"
"N-no?"
"Hand me your Ghost..."
*The Guardian takes there hand out*
Lord Dixx waits: "........where is it?"
"I...I don't know! Usually when I do this with my arm, it comes out".
"Well, do it again!!"
"I'm...I'm trying!"
"This is fucking freaky man! Why is it not working?!"
*The scene cuts to space where Ghost is taking in control of the ship listening to loud music and jamming out with female Ghost*
*Then he disappears
"Awwwww son of a bitch!"
and reappears out of the Guardian's hand*
"Hi! I'm TERRIBOT! Please insert DATA! into my FUCKHOLE! or shove my FUCKING! face into a ROCK! so I can ENCRYPT! it!"
"Yo man! What's wrong with your shit?!"
"I dunno, he was like this when he found me"
Flash back to a scene in a doctors office or principals office
"I'm sorry Mr. and Mrs. Terribot. But with your son's condition, he will never be amount to anything in his life"
*Mrs. Terribot cries on her husband*
Cut to a scene outside the door of the bot family's house
"I will be someBODY! And you will be PROUD! of me, mother....FUCK!....er! and father....FUCK!....er!"
*You hear repeated thud on the door...until he finally crashes out of the door and lays on the floor for awhile*
Cut to a scene in Old Russia where he finds his dead Guardian
"Eyes up Guardian! Eyes up Guardian! Eyes up Guardian! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" The bot then proceeds to slams itself on the Guardians head.
Back to the Present
"Who am I to tell you something that you already know?
Who am I to tell you 'Hold on' when you wanna let go?
Who am I? I'm just a sicko with a song in my head and it keeps playing again and again and again and again."
https://youtu.be/bdJ7xe70ck0
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