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(05-22-2016, 12:34 PM)WeaponTheory Wrote: Bachelor party.
Strip club. Lol the Skrillex song in Farcry 3 played.
Some rude cunts were in there tho. The fuck we throw money at one and she doesn't make eye contact with us. Fuck her goth attitude and her Godsmack song she danced to. Lesson learned, no eye contact, no money for you.
A polite one came, we throw money, then when her session was over, the dj announced a 2-4-1 deal, and she just wouldn't leave us and kept nagging us to take the deal. I know you're doing your job, but get a clue.
At the bar side of the building some bitch with a NICE ass, clowned one of muh associates because he didn't want to buy her a shot. She asked me and I straight told her no, she didn't say shit to me with my dead pan face. Soon she asked me if she can touch my nipple. I almost let her. *walks away*
Lol oh yeah, it was a dancers birthday "Peaches", so there was balloons and a few girls with clown outfits and or makeup. So I told my group "I didn't know Insane Clown Posse was gonna be here.".

Went to an Irish Pub....nah fuck you it was a small dance club that just happen to sell alcohol. (Just liek most clubs rite?) Nah, their doors were painted green. Totally an irish pub u guys! I was drowning in a sea of people trying to find my friends, shit sucked. I was told that one of my friend's almost fought some guy who was blocking a clear section of the pub, mind you, it's packed as fuck, I mean, if you wanted slide between people and grab ass you could and get away with it, but that section would had made it easier to navigate through but nooooo. I never want to go there again.
Heh, walking up there, me and my friend, we are black, walking with two mates who are white, one of them talks to a group of white girls walking past us,
she tells him, "we like black guys, sorry".
I said to her "we like you too".
*far distance giggle*

Hahahahahaa but what about the nipple play? Also wouldn't she want you touching her nipple? I mean she's the one working at a strip club. Also ftb. How dare she not look at you when you make it rain on her? She's in a customer service industry fucking bitch.