10-30-2015, 02:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-30-2015, 02:23 PM by WeaponTheory.)
Hitachi Magic Wand
Fuck everything about this gift from Japanese Satan.
For women, it's a godsend. For me? It's a boner reducing eyesore.
Nothing else can flaccid the mood faster than when in the middle of the video, hotness decides to pull out this electronic upside down buzzing microphone looking man replacer.
Again, it's a fuckin' eyesore, and it comes in different colors to boot. It easily covers up the southern goods which is the point of me watching her educational video in the first place! This fuckin' thing is so long, it covers a portion of their stomach, she might as well be wearing a t-shirt with a middle finger printed on it. There's no action here in these, the women will just lay there as sounds of a queen bee is getting rammed is dubbed for audio until the finish.
Fuck you Japan. I want these things banned! And every owner will be tracked down to have theirs burned in the middle of the street.
Fuck everything about this gift from Japanese Satan.
For women, it's a godsend. For me? It's a boner reducing eyesore.
Nothing else can flaccid the mood faster than when in the middle of the video, hotness decides to pull out this electronic upside down buzzing microphone looking man replacer.
Again, it's a fuckin' eyesore, and it comes in different colors to boot. It easily covers up the southern goods which is the point of me watching her educational video in the first place! This fuckin' thing is so long, it covers a portion of their stomach, she might as well be wearing a t-shirt with a middle finger printed on it. There's no action here in these, the women will just lay there as sounds of a queen bee is getting rammed is dubbed for audio until the finish.
Fuck you Japan. I want these things banned! And every owner will be tracked down to have theirs burned in the middle of the street.
"Who am I to tell you something that you already know?
Who am I to tell you 'Hold on' when you wanna let go?
Who am I? I'm just a sicko with a song in my head and it keeps playing again and again and again and again."
https://youtu.be/bdJ7xe70ck0