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Fuck everything about this gift from Japanese Satan.
For women, it's a godsend. For me? It's a boner reducing eyesore.
Nothing else can flaccid the mood faster than when in the middle of the video, hotness decides to pull out this electronic upside down buzzing microphone looking man replacer.
Again, it's a fuckin' eyesore, and it comes in different colors to boot. It easily covers up the southern goods which is the point of me watching her educational video in the first place! This fuckin' thing is so long, it covers a portion of their stomach, she might as well be wearing a t-shirt with a middle finger printed on it. There's no action here in these, the women will just lay there as sounds of a queen bee is getting rammed is dubbed for audio until the finish.
Fuck you Japan. I want these things banned! And every owner will be tracked down to have theirs burned in the middle of the street.

my life's been going downhill. car can't be driven until fixed, relatives that owe me money won't pay so I can fix it. can't sell my soundtrack yet to fix my car. I drove a lot to vent frustration, and it is driving me insane not being able to drive once in a while [my car is the only one at my place] I've missed 3 car meets with my local auto enthusiast group since it broke. won't do a go fund me / crowdfunding effort because I should be able to take care of this $250 in parts at this point in my life.

Another month has gone by and I'm still in the same spot i was last month. I should really get motivated and do something with my shit life.

(11-03-2015, 09:55 PM)GodHatesHipster Wrote: Another month has gone by and I'm still in the same spot i was last month. I should really get motivated and do something with my shit life.

-Metal Slug is dead

-Contra is dead

-Speaking of Contra, I made myself play Hard Corps Uprising for 3 hours for footage on my retrospect. It was quite possibly the hardest thing I've ever done. College? Easy mode. Breaking up my year-long relationship? COULDA DONE THAT SHIT IN MY SLEEP. All my overnight/graveyard shifts? Nothing compared to playing this horrible piece of shit. Playing this abomination makes me physically ill and depressed. Everything about it horrible, and anyone that says otherwise is the wrong fucking opinion. I don't give a shit what you think, this game fucking sucks. I can NOT wait to decimate it in my restrospect.

-F-zero BEEN dead. And, for that matter, that boring-ass looking Fast Racing Neo game is not going to be a replacement for it. That shit looks lame as hell.

-Silent Hills, a potentially decent survival horror game, was canceled. I'm sure you've all heard it before from various other people to the point where you guys are sick of it, and I've gotten over it, but it will always linger inside my mind that we were suppose to get a survival horror game inspired by David Lynch's work with incredible graphics by Hideo Kojima, and co-directed with Guillermo Del Toro who has done some incredible creature designs, and co-developed by Junji god-damn-motherfucking Ito. If you don't know who he is, he is the fucking MASTER of Japanese horror manga. His work is incredible. Simply incredible, he works on so many levels and he fucking nails it every time. He's also a damn good artist and designer. Just LOOK AT THIS SHIT. He was finally going to be part of video game development, and those fucking Pachinko fuckheads decided to deny the world a horror game that might not have been a piece of shit. You know how few and far between those are these days? It's hard being a survival horror fan that needs more than jumpscares to get them off.

-On that note, Allison Road is not a replacement for that either. That shit looks uninspired and generic.

-Walking Dead stopped being good after the 5th episode, how the fuck is it so successful? I'm so sick of zombies at this point, and season 5 was a huge piece of shit. Just like 4, and 3 (for the most part), and 2. It doesn't have anything to do with them straying away from the comic, I don't care about that. It's just a terribly written show with shit characters and constant predictable tropes.

-I love Harmonix, and Rock Band 4 is at least playable at this point, but I'm afraid of their future. They've been getting lumped with the over-saturated Guitar Hero bullshit ever since 2009, and I hate that. The stigma is still there as they released this new title, despite that there hasn't been a $60 Rock Band game for 5 years, people are acting like it's only been 5 months. As much as I like this game, I'm afraid that it won't do well. It's nice that the ride is back on for weekly DLC and updates, but I'm afraid it's going to be over before we know it. Can a company as small as them really keep up with a game that has this much licensed music? Never-mind the fact that they aren't backed up by EA anymore. As much as I hate them now, it's obvious they provided a lot of the funding for the previous games.

But this is all vidya and tv stuff. Currently? Nothing real to be frustrated about. Except the butterfly flap on my car's gas cap is fucked up, I guess. Takes forever to fill my tank.

My stepfather decided to say that I am lazy and don't want to work due to my fake phobias and anxiety. Uh... Yeah. I want to put up with people bullying me at work all day or yelling at me for being too slow or not doing 50 things in one hour. I love throwing up before work and during work. I like going the other direction too and having to excuse myself! I like having to spend $100 to see a doctor every time I choose to not show up to work because I got so sick or because I feel like I am having a heart attack.

I'm so done with his shit...

I've been getting frustrated with one of my managers lately. When she sees me working, no matter what I'm doing, she'll stop me and tell me to do other people's work. It's frustrating when I already have a lot of shit to do, and she won't get someone else who is just standing around..

Oh and then every other weekend, she keeps asking me to stay later. The way it works for us is that she needs to ask the people with seniority first, then if no one wants to stay, they're supposed to make someone with low seniority stay. I had to stay over yesterday night, and then do everyone else's shit because the vice president of Kroger was coming in for a surprise visit. I should note that I have higher seniority than nearly all of the other people in my position.

Oh and she made a Facebook page and proceeded to add everyone who works at Kroger. I swiftly blocked her before she could even see I had an account. If she asks, I'm just gonna say I closed my account due to drama.

Dumb bitch..

My Full Time Job which I have a week left before stepping down to part time decided to suspend me for parking on property early, my shift starts at 11pm, I park around 8 to 830 and head down at 10 to get dressed, takes me a half hour to get into my uniform, my boots and duty gear.

(11-08-2015, 05:14 PM)Dangerous_D Wrote: My Full Time Job which I have a week left before stepping down to part time decided to suspend me for parking on property early, my shift starts at 11pm, I park around 8 to 830 and head down at 10 to get dressed, takes me a half hour to get into my uniform, my boots and duty gear.

What the fuck?! I'm mad for you!